A World without Blue Ice Cream?

Surely you jest? How would one survive with a lack of blue ice cream? Think for a minute how you would feel. It is 11 pm on a Wednesday night and you sally to the freezer only to find the blue ice cream is gone!!! You look at the clock, again, because you have forgotten the fact we just established it was 11 pm, and decide if you left right now you could get to the store before they close to get more blue ice cream. So, off you dash in desperate attempt to get more blue ice cream. You arrive at the store just in time to see the last carton of blue ice cream being purchased by an overly sensitive looking young man devoid of any outward emotional attachment. And, this gets you to thinking maybe I can bum some from him? Maybe, just one, right? Maybe, just maybe, you can huddle together outside and enjoy a few scoops? So, you ask and he agrees after all you both share a common love of the same odd brand. Outside you go. You stand huddled together like dirty old men at a swimming pool. It is raining now, so people look at you like you are crazy and you know you are. You new friend tells you that he has been all over town and this is the last carton of blue ice cream in the whole city and maybe by now the state or further. He says since the story broke on the news about the ban on blue ice cream he has been out looking for more. You ask about the ban and he says they banned it because it is not healthy. Then you realize that they are right it isn’t healthy…

Now imagine this same scenario but instead of blue ice cream we are talking about cigarettes! What then?