Now I know I am not alone! (trust me it's not that deep)

Okay, finally it has been mentioned on TV so I know I am not the only one who has these thoughts!

Adam Carolla on a commercial for his new show "Too Late with Adam Carolla" talked about having seen millions of squirrels but never having seen one poop. While he had never seen a horse not pooping?

I have actually had several conversations on this very topic, at length. Yes, I will admit some of them after the mass intake of, as a good friend of mine puts it, "fermented barley sodas." I would really like to see this. I mean does anyone possess a picture of, or better yet actual video footage of this alleged act? I mean for the love of Pete I have seen a worm poop with out provocation! I've seen birds do it! I've seen my kid do it! Why haven't I seen a squirrel do it?

It is sad that I have to find that I am not alone from Adam Carolla. I mean he is funny and all that and might even make a few woman swoon but really? Adam Carolla!!! Why not Angelina Jolie? And I mean Angelina Jolie in Mr. & Mrs. Smith http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0356910/Ss/0356910/MMS406R.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Jolie,%20Angelina or even Lora Croft http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0325703/Ss/0325703/TR2-1381.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Jolie,%20Angelina and not Angelina Jolie as Miss Billy Bob! http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures/AngelinaBBT88213272.jpg

And as a side note can you teach my wife to hold two nuts in her mouth and like it?